msx2:
underrated bit in mgsv is when if you’re away from mother base too long you get one of two cutscenes: one being dd jumping on you cuz he misses you, the other being ocelot angrily trashing mother base because he misses you
i cant keep up with tumblr drama because new “popular text post bloggers” appear out of the ether fully fledged with 200k followers and everyone already apparently knows who they are and then 2 days later i see a callout post with information dating back 5 years as if this person didnt just pop into existence earlier in the week
being the unattractive friend is not easy i don’t think we get enough credit
fax. like when someone talks to your attractive friend you gotta chill back in the corner. wit our ugly ass
*cannibals in other fandoms, dark, dangerous predators, covered in mystery and fear, hunting their victims, playing mind games with them, rejecting humanity*: It’s useless to resist… You’re just a weeping wax candle… I am a demon with deer antlers hunting your nightmares… Do the lambs still scream, Clarice???…
*cannibals in DOS2, cheerful elves dressed in grass bikini and feathers like they are just from the Pride carnival*: I ate Betsy’s foot to learn her amazing blowjob technique. It’s what she would’ve wanted.
Yooo, Divinity: Original Sin 2 is fucking wild y’all.
Went to a tavern, accidentally asked what kind of adult entertainment they had available (the dialogue was cryptic. In my defence, I thought I was asking for drugs), and that’s how I found out the tavern apparently doubled as a brothel. Then, because this guy was hyping the ‘experience’ like a motherfucker (and to be honest, because I never do this stuff in RPGs (I’m a complete lawful good) and wanted to switch things up a little), I hesitated for a second and then thought ‘fuck it’. Paid the guy some coin and then I was apparently ready to have a wonderful night with an exquisite lizard of unknown gender (when he asked my preference, I told him to surprise me).
So…I thought the screen would fade to black and that the game would teleport me back to the common room, perhaps ‘refreshed’, and that would be that.
It didn’t.
It made me RP through the awkward introductions and seduction part of the whole entire endeavour. I had to go up to that room and play-act with this lizard about how he was such a ‘naughty boy’, because he was my ‘gardener’ and had ‘slipped into some silken robes’ that weren’t his while ‘watering the plants’ in ‘my’ bedroom.
Someone wrote this script.
The voice actors had to act out this script.
The narrator had to narrate this thing,I was alone in my living room but I was just laughing and trying to hide my face in embarrassment as this fucking game was just 100% shaming my dialogue choices, holy shit. I thought the worst was over when the narrator finally narrated the fuck out of a line about how my ‘world exploded … in ecstasy” and the screen finally faded to black.
But no.
No no no.
I wake up naked in bed, next to my lover, and there’s a bunch of shady dwarves surrounding my bed, just staring at me as I’m waking up, all dressed in black robes like a bunch of creepy gremlins. I’m literally wondering whether I’m about to get sacrificed to a local cult or something, but then they inform me they’re going to take all my stuff, thank you very much.
This whole thing was just a shake-down. A ruse to rob their customers.
Now I’m naked in this tavern after having to go through that excruciating porn-dialogue, and all my stuff is gone, surrounded my a bunch of creepy dwarves and I can’t defend myself all alone, because they made sure all my companions left the room before we got down to business.
What the fuck.
This game shamed me so hard you guys. Mistakes were made.
Elf PC’s reaction to finding a
buffetpile of fresh corpse parts -v-
ANA AMARI → BASTET
A guard on the ground between them groaned, and in a flash, Ana drew her sidearm and fired a sleep dart into his neck.
“You missed one,” Ana said.
some overwatch players have never played a support character in their lives and it shows
